So, I have decided that we are conceptual artists. We design, write, think the art, but we leave it for someone else to do.
Examples? THE song. The one we wrote at the window table at Donovan's. We wrote it, named the band, we probably thought of the cover art for the album.
I can't remember all of the fabulous projects we've thought up over the years, but as we go along, we can list them.
It feels better giving our going nowhere creativity a name, now, doesn't it?

Here we are!  The Original Motivated Slackers!  Everyone knows someone like us - that person or persons who "could have been somebody" if they just acted upon their ideas.  Always a great idea, never any great actions.  What's worse, even trying to motivate the other one doesn't help!  What do we have to show for our great ideas?  Nothing.  I think we actually thought up the Iphone ten years ago.

So, to continue in this vein - we've decided to EMBRACE our slackerness (is that a word - could we have created that word?) and just list here all the great ideas that we've come up with and never done anything further.

Who knows, maybe we'll make someone a millionaire.